Title says it all. Design the worst outfit you possibly can. You have to be careful to nail just the right amount of “bad,” though, so it doesn’t become a “so bad it’s good” fit that people could wear ironically to look “artsy” and “avant-garde”. Nope. Just plain, vomit-inducingly bad.Here’s mine:Shoes:Not even a question. We have to go with this absolute classic. It’s a beautifully terrible shoe and I wouldn’t even consider anything else.Socks:No socks. Just wearing the shoe over your barefoot. Let that smell fester to spice up the fit.Pants:While doing some searching I found these work shorts. I don’t even know what else to say. Just look at that color combination! 💋👌Mwah! Bonus points for getting it like 6 sizes too big so they reach your ankles.Shirt:This one is literally the perfect combination. A my little pony shirt, referencing an outdated meme. It is a known fact that my little pony shirts automatically make you 20% cooler, so I even went the extra mile to find it in red so the color clash with the pants will hurt your eyes.Outerwear:I had to go with the classic under armour hoodie. To be honest, you could probably do worse, but I see these everywhere where I live and I’m convinced they are the devil incarnate. I made sure to make it neon green for maximum color clash.HatDo I even need to say it? Of course it’s gonna be a fedora. Not the classic neckbeard trilby-fedora, though. People are expecting that. I’m going to take it a step further. I had to bring out the Indiana Jones-style classic The style clash between this and everything else is so magnificent you might fuck around and reach nirvana.So that’s my worst outfit I can possibly design. What’s yours? via /r/streetwear https://ift.tt/2HILNFw
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